Today's Sunday Guardian column.
There’s
been much chatter of late about a new app that promises to increase reading speeds. Claims are being bandied about that from an average of 250 words per
minute, this app can make you reach up to 1,000 words – about four times as
fast. There’s no need to quail anymore, enthusiasts say, at the sheer bulk of
books such as War and Peace or Infinite Jest, which can now be finished in a
day. One imagines librarians across the land groaning at the increased
rate of borrowings from the stacks.
What
has been a closely-guarded secret until now, however, is that another app is
being developed that takes speed-reading a huge step further by eliminating the
need to read at all. After all, these developers say, why bother with mundane
details when you can – in their words – think out of the box while pushing the
envelope?
Understandably,
the developers don’t want to release too much information at this stage, as
they’re wary of competitors latching on to the same formula. However, this
columnist has managed to unearth some particulars of their venture, which is
radical in the extreme. I’m legally bound not to reveal all of the details, but
suffice to say that the world of books and reading will never be the same.
What
I can report is that, as with all works of genius, this one has simplicity at
its heart. In essence, their plan is to eliminate the need for a person to measure
reading speeds and eye movements simply by having the books read out to him or
her. As the company’s vice-president said, “The ear is the new eye”. Those who
think that this is just a rehashed version of an audiobook could not be more
mistaken.
Once
downloaded onto your smartphone, HearHere, as the app is called, will store
details of your location and offer a menu of titles. All you then have to do is
to tap your choices onto it, and you’ll receive an address and time where one
of the titles is to be read out in public. Such venues are typically campfires,
riverbanks, town squares and other such open spaces. Here, a group of
like-minded people will assemble to listen to a trained representative of
HearHere, called “a Storyteller”.
The
initial plan is for such Storytellers to recite titles from mainstream and
genre bestseller lists: thus, on any given evening, there would be a wide-eyed
group listening to tales of the many shades of grey, whereas elsewhere, they
would be enthralled by robots overtaking humans, or thrilled by locked-room
mysteries. This revolutionary new step, the developers claim, also decreases
the waste involved in a single book being read only by one person at a time.
(“It’s a Multiplier Effect”, one of them said.)
HearHere’s
founders don’t plan to stop here. Once the stock of titles that people want to
listen to start to dwindle, they intend to coach their group of intrepid
Storytellers in order to take it up a notch. In this phase, they will start to
riff on subjects such mythical battles between champions and demons, the
origins of the universe and our place in it, local legends of love and loss,
and so on. In passing, this is also the basis of HearHere’s business plan:
companies can sponsor such tales and have their products woven into them. For
example, a detergent manufacturer could sponsor a folktale of a washerman’s donkey,
and cleverly imply that you’re an ass if you don’t use washing powder.
Ingenious.
When
I asked one of HearHere’s founders how their scheme differed from age-old pre-literate
storytelling activity, he bristled. “There’s all the difference in the world!”
he spluttered, taking a few sips of his hazelnut latte. “You see, in the past
they simply recited stories. Now, we plan to simply recite stories – by using
an app!” Refusing his offer of another latte, I returned home, marvelling at
the uses of 21st century technology.